"you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
*monty python and the holy grail*
"Hey! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
*will ferrell as harry caray*
"let me listen to me and not to them."
*gertrude stein*
"you can't quietly wipe out an entire tent village then watch 'it's a wonderful life' on tv."
*roger in rent*
"if you judge people, you have no time to love them."
*mother teresa*
"fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."
*dr. seuss*
"live life to the fullest. you have to color outside the lines once in awhile if you want to make your life a masterpiece. laugh some every day. keep growing, keep dreaming, keep following your heart. the important thing is not to stop questioning."
*albert einstein*
"the best way out is always through."
*robert frost*
"clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on society."
*mark twain*
"hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."
*martin luther king jr.*
"art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."
*pablo picasso*
"would you like that coke to drink?"
*a girl at dairy queen*
"the key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. it's a good non- specific symptom. a lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor's office. that's worse than school. what you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. it's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
*matthew broderick as ferris bueller*