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Welcome to the Newbies and Other Stuff Home Page. These pages are written by Newbies so have some patience. You'll find all kinds of stuff here including tons of mistakes. (after all we are Newbies) We just like to have fun and hope that you do to. These pages are written without a lot of bells and whistles so if you like a lot of that I'll save you a lot of time and run you off now. If you don't mind mostly text, Welcome! You have come to the right place! We are going to start small but we will grow as we learn more about HTML and how to use it. Now on to the good stuff we are going to try to use the princapal of KISS Keep It Simple Stupid! Like I said before, to heck with the fancy smancy stuff we'll save that for later. We plan on using a lot of links to other sites that we have found to be helpful cruzin' the web. For instance........ try this one out if you would like to learn about HTML Learn HTML for Newbies see even WE were able to figure out how to make LINKS ! Now if we can do it anyone can. Check out the Quick movin' marquee below!!!!!

If you can read this than you must have graduated the Evelyn Woods speed reading course!!!!

Be sure to check out Krashs Greeting Card Page! You can make a electronic greeting card and send it to your pals! You can even send em' a pizza!

Choose from a ton of different cards for every occasion. Try it out... you'll like it! Go ahead! You know ya wanna'!

Make and Send A Electronic Greeting Card

We just like to play play! Well we had better go for now so we can design some more crazy stuff like:
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY MICHAEL JACKSON HATES HIMSELF.

Reason #10 is..............................When he grabs his crotch he feels nothing.................................. From: Kashmir
Reason # 9 is.............................. Every time he takes a deep breath thru his nose it caves in.......... From: Krash!
Reason # 8 is.............................. He can't remember where he put his other glove......................... From: A Friend
Reason # 7 is.............................. McCully won't speak to him anymore........................................ From: Who Knows?
Reason # 6 is.............................. Can't go camping, scared of fire................................................. From: Cyber Space
Reason # 5 is.............................. Pepsi makes him spontaneously combust.................................... From: Jay Bird
Reason # 4 is.............................. LaToya wants HIS good looks................................................... From: Gregg Dude
Reason # 3 is.............................. Everyone thinks he's sooo BAD................................................. From: Silver Fox
Reason # 2 is.............................. He really wants to sing at Jamboree in The Hills.......................... From: The Red Neck
. Reason # 1 is............................ He's still not white enough to get into the KKK........................... From: The Gang

Stop by The Zoo on your way thru!

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Don't forget to check out Hartman's Outback !

We Love Dale Earnhardt!!! Yes Number 3 and the color black!

Any questions, suggestions, comments or additions for the Top Ten then you can E-Mail Krash! Lookin' forward to it!!

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