If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?
I asked the children in my Sunday School class ....NO! the children all answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?
...Again, the answer was, NO!
Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband and children, would that get me into Heaven? I asked them again.
...Again, they all answered, NO!
Well, I continued, then how can I get into Heaven?
A five-year-old boy shouted out, YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!